Koach Krafty teaches Stingy Guru the value of living in America with INS gag

Greensboro, NC

Koach Krafty lured Stingy Guru—on Stingy’s birthday—to Immigration and Naturalization Service today with a phony letter threatening deportation and the death of his family and friends, only to surprise Stingy with pizza and a lesson about the joy of living in America.

Stingy, an Indian yoga master who lives with Princess Mu in Washington, DC on a special Visa, arrived at INS at 5:00am this morning for what he expected to be the beginning of his deportation back to Kashpaya, India.

“Stingy was held in a big pen like a dog with the other illegal aliens,” Penchant explained. “They keep them all in there like dogs!”

After crying like a baby for several hours, Penchant and Krafty arrived at his cell with a pepperoni pizza. It turns out Krafty bribed his friends at INS to hold Stingy without food.

“Krafty said he needed to teach Stingy a lesson about how great it is to live in America,” Penchant explained. “Now, this would be a really good trick to play on someone who you knew lived in America without the proper paperwork.”

Read Tinkering to learn about Penchant's arrival and his first adventure in America!

-TsungChi