Greensboro, NC
Penchant Lama’s rendition of the circumstances surrounding his arrival in America came into question today after his manager at McDonald’s conducted a routine background check on his star greeter.
During his McDonald’s interview Penchant was asked to describe a situation in which he overcame adversity. Ignoring his own interview tip to decline answering difficult questions, Penchant may have exaggerated the details of his arrival in America on his flying machine, The Gloria. Penchant told manager Jimmie Dean Deans he arrived through a barrage of surface to ground missile fire from The Pentagon, and that when he finally landed in Greensboro, NC he had to shimmie into Princess Mu’s apartment under sniper fire from gang members from neighboring High Point.
“Me and Hillary Clinton have had a very difficult time with our arrivals into new countries,” Penchant explained.
Somewhat impressed and somewhat skeptical of Penchant’s story, Mr. Deans today contacted Penchant’s primary reference, Princess Mu. Princess Mu explained that Penchant in fact crashed into her yoga room, but that the Mimjellian was unharmed and made no mention of arriving under duress, other than the fact that he had to avoid a Krispy Kreme “Hot Now” sign as he flew over Rocky Mount, NC.
Penchant has yet to return Mr. Deans' phone messages asking for clarification on this matter. He is expected to work a double shift tomorrow, and is being considered for a position in the national marketing headquarters of McDonald’s.
Sales at the McDonald's that employes Penchant have risen 7% in the two weeks Penchant has been a greeter.
Read Tinkering to learn about Penchant's arrival and his first adventure in America!
-TsungChi
