Greensboro, NC
"Today is April Fools' Day. We do not have this day on Mimjellia. To understand April Fools, someone must first have a terrible joke played on them. On my way to work this morning, Koach Krafty picked me up. He says, 'Penchant Lama, Hallowicious (Krafty's adopted grandmother) is in the hospital.' I said, 'what?' Stingy and Big Weight were in the front seat of the Winnebago cracking up, and I'm in the back seat in tears over Hallowicious, thinking I'm not going to get any good treats for Halloween if she dies. And then they said, 'Penchant Lama, stop your crying wussy baby, Hallowicous is fine, it's April Fools' Day. I said, 'what!? You Crazy?' Then they explained to me what April Fools' Day is.
"I get to work, and I think perfect, I'm going to play April Fools to the people at work. So, the first customer comes up to me and says, 'Give me a double cheeseburger little boy.' I say to him, 'we're out of cows, go to another restaurant. Then, 10, 20, 30, 40 people, I turn them away. The manager comes up to me and says, 'Penchant Lama, we got so many cow patties stacking up back here. What's going on up here. I say, 'April Fools' biddie boy.' He says, 'What?' I say, 'I'm playing a very sophisticated, complex April Fools' joke via the customers on you.' He doens't look very happy.
Love, Penchant
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