Koach Krafty vs. Fat Tom (Part I)

Koach Krafty and local tennis pro Fat Tom officially have entered into what Penchant Lama has deemed an "epic battle."

Krafty, owner of the only indoor tennis center around, this winter rented six courts to Fat Tom, legendary local tennis pro and father of eight. Tom, renowned for his 140 mile per hour serve, fast food consumption, and deliquency record, wrote Krafty three checks of $5,000 each to cover the $15,000 total. Each check bounced. Upon closer inspection of the checks, Krafty's business manager Arnold McArnold noticed they were forward dated one year.

When Krafty and his close friend Bill "Big" Naughty confronted Fat Tom at BoJangles, Tom poured honey mustard sauce on Naughty's dress shirt and called Krafty's late wife Winnie a "substandard" tennis player. Naughty was able to restrain Krafty by threatening Fat Tom with a lawsuit. Naughty, a legendary Los Angeles prosecutor before he moved to Greensboro to open his breakfast shack, has never lost a court case. Tom, well aware of Naughty's reputation, offered Krafty first rights to his marijuana plot behind his tennis courts. Krafty declined. In lieu of an official court hearing, both parties will make their arguments at Naughty's on June 7 at 11:00am. Penchant Lama will preside over the case and make his ruling at 3:00pm.

Read Tinkering to learn about Penchant's arrival and his first adventure in America!

-TsungChi