Penchant suspended from his orthopedic job

Penchant Lama has been suspended indefinitely for full body casting a senior citizen in the waiting room of the MW doctor's office, his new place of employment.

According to his supervisor, Toshi, Penchant needed a few hours of "practice" before he could cast regular patients. So he scouted the waiting room looking for potential clients.

"Ma'am, may I provide my casting services to you?" Penchant asked an elderly woman. She didn't respond.


"I started wrapping her up in a hot pink cast and she was not making any objections," Penchant explained. "Maybe she was hard of hearing, or maybe she was mesmerized by the television. Either way, I mummified her."

When the woman's name was called by the nurse, she tried to stand but was plastered in a seated position.

"I have to take a poop," she stammered. "What the hell is going on here."

"I cut a poop hole for her," Penchant explained. "But she really needed to push hard to projectile it out. I told the lady, 'push hard--you really got to push that baby out.'"

She couldn't. Ten minutes later, when Dr. W. removed the cast, poop slatted all over the floor. Penchant was suspended for three days without pay; Toshi was also suspended. They have been practicing Krafty Ku with their free time.

Read Tinkering to learn about Penchant's arrival and his first adventure in America!

-TsungChi