Chrissy Doll gives birth, Krafty gives buffet

Greensboro, NC -- Princess Mu's best friend Chrissy Doll gave birth to baby Jackson Ryan this afternoon. Koach Krafty, Chrissy Doll's dance teacher for 11 years, celebrated the event by throwing a buffet brunch shortly after the birth for the nurses and expecting mothers at the Women's Hospital in Greensboro.

Krafty loaded mostly sausages and brie from Naughty's into the Winnie and hauled the grub over to the hospital at 7:00am this morning. The buffet table stretched almost 65 feet. On Krafty's order, Penchant Lama denied male nurses access to the spread.

"We're celebrating life, but don't feed any of the newborns the sausages," Krafty announced before stuffing his face with a vegan sausage.

Naughty arrived at 8:00am with his waffle maker and his omlette chef, Mr. Matson Andrews. Stingy led the eaters by assing out 11 Western omlettes.

-TsungChi

To read about Penchant's arrival in America and his first adventure with Princess Mu and Stingy Guru, check out Tinkering, Book I of the Books of Penchant.

Drive-thru Pizza with a Disabilty

Penchant Lama is amazed that you can get pizza in America without going into the restaurant. All you need to do is go to the drive-thru, hand them your money (with your mouth) and wait! Video Web Series: Hilarious Pizza with a Disability Adventure

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Penchant picked as handler for Macy's parade

Greensboro, NC -- Penchant Lama has been picked to be a handler in next week's Macy's Day Parade in New York City. Penchant was selected from thousands of applicants who auditioned in Central Park last Friday.


Penchant has been assigned to the rear left leg of Horton from Dr. Suess's Horton Hears a Who. He is one of 80 handlers of the rear leg.

"I wanted the trunk," Penchant complained. "But that thing kept lifting me off the ground, so they stuck me on a stationary limb."

Stingy Guru will be leading the parade as Master of Ceremonies. Koach Krafty has been assigned to Horton's left testicle.


To read more about how Penchant came to America, check out Tinkering, Book I of The Books of Penchant.

-TsungChi

Big Weight, Invalid Attacked, Hospitalized

Greensboro, NC -- Big Weight and Margeaux, the Invalid, were hospitalized today within two hours of each other. Margeaux was attacked by neighborhood dogs; Big Weight overdosed on Excedrin, popped on himself, vomited blood, and was rushed to the local hospital.

"You should definitely be punished if you defecate or upchuck on someone else's furniture," said Penchant Lama. "Who does that?"

Big Weight was visiting Princess Mu and Tsung Chi's house at the time of the incident. He was found licking blood from his shoulder.

"He should really have been wearing a diaper or Depends," Penchant said.

Margeaux, who arrived with her baby Invalid last month as a gift from Tsung Chi, was training in the front of Princess Mu and Tsung Chi's house when she was beset on all sides by fierce dogs. She was rushed to the Happy Tails emergency vet center. Fortunately, the baby (yet to be named) Invalid was in the garage sleeping.

"I was riding in the Invalid's outside tummy," Penchant explained. "If the Invalid wasn't so overweight it might have been punctured right through."

Both patients are listed in stable condition.


To read about Penchant's arrival in America, check out Tinkering, Book I of The Books of Penchant.

-TsungChi