Big Weight, Invalid Attacked, Hospitalized

Greensboro, NC -- Big Weight and Margeaux, the Invalid, were hospitalized today within two hours of each other. Margeaux was attacked by neighborhood dogs; Big Weight overdosed on Excedrin, popped on himself, vomited blood, and was rushed to the local hospital.

"You should definitely be punished if you defecate or upchuck on someone else's furniture," said Penchant Lama. "Who does that?"

Big Weight was visiting Princess Mu and Tsung Chi's house at the time of the incident. He was found licking blood from his shoulder.

"He should really have been wearing a diaper or Depends," Penchant said.

Margeaux, who arrived with her baby Invalid last month as a gift from Tsung Chi, was training in the front of Princess Mu and Tsung Chi's house when she was beset on all sides by fierce dogs. She was rushed to the Happy Tails emergency vet center. Fortunately, the baby (yet to be named) Invalid was in the garage sleeping.

"I was riding in the Invalid's outside tummy," Penchant explained. "If the Invalid wasn't so overweight it might have been punctured right through."

Both patients are listed in stable condition.


To read about Penchant's arrival in America, check out Tinkering, Book I of The Books of Penchant.

-TsungChi