Chrissy Doll gives birth, Krafty gives buffet

Greensboro, NC -- Princess Mu's best friend Chrissy Doll gave birth to baby Jackson Ryan this afternoon. Koach Krafty, Chrissy Doll's dance teacher for 11 years, celebrated the event by throwing a buffet brunch shortly after the birth for the nurses and expecting mothers at the Women's Hospital in Greensboro.

Krafty loaded mostly sausages and brie from Naughty's into the Winnie and hauled the grub over to the hospital at 7:00am this morning. The buffet table stretched almost 65 feet. On Krafty's order, Penchant Lama denied male nurses access to the spread.

"We're celebrating life, but don't feed any of the newborns the sausages," Krafty announced before stuffing his face with a vegan sausage.

Naughty arrived at 8:00am with his waffle maker and his omlette chef, Mr. Matson Andrews. Stingy led the eaters by assing out 11 Western omlettes.

-TsungChi

To read about Penchant's arrival in America and his first adventure with Princess Mu and Stingy Guru, check out Tinkering, Book I of the Books of Penchant.