Greensboro, NC -- Tyrice, Penchant Lama's infant, has returned from Permanent Care in Switzerland. Penchant shipped Tyrice overseas in a crate immediately after discovering she was an infant. However, in celebration of the birth of the baby Jesus, Permanent Care sends all of its children to their original homes for two weeks during the Christmas season.
"Today is the worst day of my life," Penchant announced when he and Koach Krafty picked Tyrice up at a delivery dock in Wilmington, NC on Monday. "When they said 'permanent' I thought they meant 'permanent'. Don't have the monies to take care of my baby girl. Plus, I have to change her kakas."
Yesterday Penchant enrolled Tyrice in day care. "Only bad thing about it is I have to pick her up. I'm not getting any sleep really."
Tyrice will return to Switzerland on January 2. Despite his complaints, Penchant has been seen reading Elmo books to his daughter every night.
To read about Penchant's arrival in America and his first adventure with Princess Mu and Stingy Guru, check out Tinkering, Book I of the Books of Penchant
- TsungChi
